What is your humor type?

Interestingly, or maybe not so much…Greg and I got the exact same score.

the Wit(69% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re
probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean you’re
pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the
Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my
opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on dark
You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 33% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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This post was written by Amy on July 30, 2005

Greg’s birthday

Hey everyone…

Greg’s birthday is coming up August 5th. We’ll probably have a little gettogether and I will let you know about that, as soon as he decides what he wants to do.

But in case anyone wants to buy him anything, he’s just updated his Amazon wishlist which you can find here:
Amazon Wish List

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This post was written by Amy on July 30, 2005

Destined to be tossed aside….


Which of Henry VIII’s wives are you?

this quiz was made by Lori Fury

Catarina was Henry’s first wife and was probably the only one of his six wives to truly love him. He tired of her, and she spent the last decade of her life in lonely exile. Yet when she was dying, alone and unloved, she wrote: “Lastly, I make this vow, that mine eyes desire thee above all things. Farewell.”

Figures.

Last night I had a dream that Greg was going to leave me. But when we were talking it all out, he was never really him. At one point, he was my old BF, Greg, then he was someone I’ve never seen before. THEN at one point he was Jennifer Love Hewitt. What’s up with that? I swear I do not have a crush on her! At no point did this person breaking up with me look anything like Greg.

I always have dreams like that when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize that he’s moved into another room because he’s snoring.

Woke up at 6:15 this AM to ambulance sirens outside (stopping RIGHT outside the house, that’s never good).

Two paramedics carried what looked like either a drunk or dead guy into the ambulance. It looked like he was laying on a red pillow, then I realized it was blood.

Then they sat there for the longest time before driving off (with no sirens and not very quickly).

I spoke to my office mate who is a firefighter and he said that if the guy were dead they wouldn’t have taken him; they would have called the coroner. So the fact that they took him and weren’t being very speedy about it, made me think he was drunk. But really drunk, I mean out like a light. And gonked his head and I mean good. There was evidence of a puddle of blood on the sidewalk when I went out to get the paper, as if someone tried to wash it off. Nice, huh?

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This post was written by Amy on July 29, 2005

Johnny (Depp) Cakes

Sounds better than it is, really….

One of my co-workers brought in a box of these to share and stuck a big note on it that said:

WARNING: THESE ARE HERE BECAUSE MY KIDS DIDN’T EVEN LIKE THEM

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This post was written by Amy on July 20, 2005

Send your good thoughts to PLaya

Playa Del Carmen, the place we just got back from, was hit by Emily.

Story here

UPDATE! Just heard that there is some damage, but no deaths and no injuries! Yay!

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This post was written by Amy on July 18, 2005

I was drugged

So Friday night Greg and I went to Chino with our buddy, Dave who was in town for the week. We were having a nice time chatting and having some drinks. I was discussing how my doc said that while I was on vacation I was supposed to come up with 10 things I could do other than smoke. I felt a hand on my back and thought it was Greg, but it was the guy sitting on the other (right) side of me.

I turned to look at him like ‘what the hell, buddy?’ and he said, “oh I’m sorry, I was just listening, I’m interested.� I said, “oh are you a smoker?� he said he was so I finished telling my story. Something about him made me suspicious, so I checked my wallet, but it was OK. I never even thought about him poisoning me.

I had 4 drinks that I remember. Next thing I knew I was home, sitting on my back steps drinking water and talking to Dave. Apparently I missed somewhere around four hours.

Here’s what was told to me:

Emilia (bartender) noticed me falling off my barstool and told Greg. He propped me up and realized something was wrong. He took me outside. Tried to revive me. I think he said Emilia came out too. Greg left me with Dave and he (Greg went to get the car). By the time Greg came back I was pretty much dead weight. They had to carry me (which explains all the bruises al over my body, everything hurts). I had zero motor skills.

They got me home and tried to get me to drink water. I was having trouble swallowing, they couldn’t get me to drink any water. Dave poured water on me (soaking me) but that didn’t do anything either except require a clothing change later. At some point I threw up.

I am 99.9% positive that the “cute” boy who was so interested in my smoking tips slipped me a Mickeywhile I went to the bathroom or out for a smoke.

Friday night I had the worst set of nightmares. One in which Greg was hissing in a deep demonic voice that he was satan.

Another one involved one guy pick up a puppy and throw it hard into the street. It landed with a splat and tried to get up but it’s front legs were broken.

There were others but those are the only ones I remember. I know I woke up in a terrified sweat many times.

Yesterday I was nauseous and woozy all day. Went from starving to unable to eat anything at the drop of a hat. Headache, and sore all over (both bruises and muscle soreness)sore throat (not really ‘sore’, but constricted feeling).

Today, two days later, my throat still feels swollen, like it’s hard to swallow and I get these stabbing headaches that last only a short time but are really strong when they’re there. Still feel sick occasionally.

Asshole. I hope I see him again.

Here’s a description:
He looked like a young (maybe 22 year-old) version of actor Chris O’Donnell. But with blond hair. Clean cut/shaven, thin lips, he was wearing polo shirt. Don’t remember the color of his eyes. I’m thinking blue, but it’s really hard to tell in that orangey light of the bar.

So if you see anyone fitting that description give him a knee in the nuts for me. Wait, don’t. It could be a different guy.

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This post was written by Amy on July 17, 2005

We’re back!

We are back from the trip. The journey home was scary and long, but we made it. Only to come home to an overheated house full of animal shit and pee soaked carpets. Nice. But at least everyone is OK…physically anyway.

So, it’s taking some time to get back in the swing of things, but I promise I will write more about the trip soon!

In a nutshell, it was really fun. Playa is wonderful. The town is super cute, great food and mojitos, and the beaches are gorgeous.

I learned two things about myself:

1. I am not a beach person
2. I am not a raging alcoholic

The hot weather and sun zapped out of me any energy I may have had and found it hard to stay up past 9pm.

This also made it hard to party like a rock star like our friends did. Each time I’d try to tie one on, I’d feel sick. Heat does that to me. I can’t eat or drink (except water) when I’m that hot. I thought I’d lose weight but I don’t think I actually did.

Anyway, I wrote an outline of a trip journal while we were there so I’ll fill it in and post it eventually.

Glad to be back with my babies!

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This post was written by Amy on July 1, 2005